Logan Netzer 5/2/24 Logan Netzer 5/2/24

Dog Gone Kristi Noem

She shot a one-year-old dog in the face because she said it was untrainable and that it bit a few things…which dogs do when they are young and untrained…they bite things.

Larry Revoir 4/30/24 Larry Revoir 4/30/24

Ya learn somethin' stupid every day.

How is it that we can be so confused by the post-structuralist notion that “nothing means anything” while at the same time insisting that what they–whoever “they” are–must certainly be using the “OK” hand gesture as an Alt-Right Neo-Nazi Bird-Call… Or Dog-Whistle, or what the fuck ever?

Logan Netzer 4/30/24 Logan Netzer 4/30/24

DikDok

So, as it began, I am in the exact same spot as I was in the beginning, but as it ends, I am able to keep my slightly above-average penis as decoration, no rat bites or nothing.

Mike Walter 4/30/24 Mike Walter 4/30/24

An update so short it almost doesn't exist.

If you’re wondering, yes, that is me all alone in my car, yelling at myself. Today, I yell the words “fuck” and “Yeah!”

Logan Netzer 4/27/24 Logan Netzer 4/27/24

Non-Sequiturs and Pain

Love is a fucked-up abomination to a strict philosophical naturalism. Loss is the bitter correction that makes the aforementioned statement forgettable.

Mike Walter 4/24/24 Mike Walter 4/24/24

Quit playing games with my heart attack.

First, the panic sets in. Then, the chest pain continues to grow. Suddenly, a sweat breaks out (another symptom of a heart attack), and everything that happens next is a blur.